These "effin" websites are "perf"

At the start of the day, the moment I turn on my laptop I usually spend a couple of minutes browsing through the usual pages I visit in the internet: inq7.net,philstar.com and e-online.com. Recently, I have been fascinated by the increase in the number of sites specializing in gossip/paparazzi. They have been getting quite popular lately with George Clooney tangling with the people of Gawker/Stalker that posts celebrity sightings. I think everyone has heard of Paris Hilton but Perez Hilton? He has his own blogsite personally dedicated in trashing both celebrities and wannabee celebs complete with revealing photos. Another site I find interesting is Lainey’s Entertainment update. She is one bitchy chick (Asian to boot) who hates Jennifer Aniston but adores Gwyneth Paltrow. She absolutely abhors Tom Cruise but keeps Joaquin Phoenix as her top Freebie 5. Dlisted( sex,drugs and gossip) has subtitles like Pumkin to marry her lesbian lover or that Katie Holmes tummy is 50% goose down pillow meaning fake meaning she and Tom are having the baby via a Scientology surrogate. This site also describes “Basic Instinct 2” as a flop because no one wants to see Sharon Stone’s crumbling 77 year old p**sy!!! Well, the most popular is of course Ted Casablancas’ “The Awful Truth”. It’s kinda hard to understand because of all the “ayem” (AM) or InWhySee (NYC) or effin (figure this out) but he’s really the authority among theses wanna-be columnists. If you wanna check them out here are the links: http://www.perezhilton.com/ , http://www.laineygossip.com/ArticleList.aspx ,
http://www.dlisted.blogspot.com/, and http://yahoo.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/index.html .